More Super Bowl Commercials are being released online, which kinda’ (but not completely) defeats the purpose. These are designed to tease, to create buzz, to show off the starpower (read: MONEY) they have invested in this thing, but it somehow made me thirsty. A quick freeze-frame showed me the reason my subconscious mind told me I wanted to “be a Pepper.”

Here, we see actors getting their closeup, a shot of the Hulk, and a truckload of Dr. Pepper getting blown all to hell. Dr. Pepper!!! Noooooo!!!!